The Joy of Audiobooks

With the release of my latest audiobook, it’s time go back and look at when my love for audiobooks began.

When I was a kid and my mother had no time to read me bed-time stories, I was allowed to listen to one side of a vinyl record or tape of stories for kids. In the beginning, those stories were fairy tales or cutesy little anecdotes. Then I moved on to series, including one about a talking elephant Benjamin and his best friend Otto, or another about a young witch called Bibi. In my early teens, I switched genre. “The Three Investigators,” for example, offered crime and excitement in every episode.

Today, I listen to all sorts of books at any time of the day. While doing my chores, while driving, in bed, or even simply to relax. Watching TV is fine, but audiobooks are still books with all the joy they bring. Vivid descriptions, cracking dialogue, nail-biting action… If I fall asleep while listening, that’s fine, too. I pick up the thread the next day at the last bit I remember. Luckily, we no longer use tapes, which used to involve a lot of rewinding and fast-forwarding to find the right spot. Digital audiofiles require nothing more than a swipe.

Anyway, once I started writing and publishing my own books, I naturally wanted them to be available in audiobook format.

Producing audiobooks involves narration and production costs. It can take a narrator several hours to create one hour of finished product. That explains why audiobooks are more expensive than eBooks, but I think they’re worth the purchase price. The first time I listened to Guarded, I was amazed to see my characters take on shape in my mind in a way they hadn’t when I wrote the book. Next up was Bound, narrated by Brian Callanan, a broadcaster and multiple Emmy-award winner, who had me hanging on his every word right to the end.

Now, in Moon Promise, Phoenix McKay brought all her experience as a theater actor to bear, creating an outstanding narrative I’ve already listened to twice (!). You’d think that after writing and editing a book and then approving the audio file I’d have had my fill of it, but each listen brings new twists. Through her magic, a line my character said with understated wit becomes a line that makes me chuckle. A suggestive tone adds an unexpected dimension to dialogue that had held no special significance when it was first conceived.

If you aren’t a convert yet, let me assure you that buying audiobooks is as straight-forward as buying digital books or music. One of the easiest ways is via iTunes, in the same way you’d buy an album. Another is via Amazon or Audible (Audible being part of Amazon). You can listen to it straight away on your computer or via the Audible app on your phone or tablet (your purchased book will download onto your device in the same way a book would). It really isn’t complicated.

Audible have this amazing subscription-based plan where you pay a regular monthly fee (less than $15/£8 a month) for one credit, which you can exchange for any audiobook you like, no matter the original price. Better yet, you get Moon Promise absolutely free, simply by using this link if you live in the US or this link if you’re located in the UK (click here for France and here for Germany). Better yet, if you try it and later decide audiobooks aren’t for you, you can cancel your subscription and get on with your life—but I bet you’ll be hooked.

My most recent purchases are Becoming by Michelle Obama, Blood Noir by Anita Blake, Waking Up Dead by Margo Bond Collins, and The Feynman Lectures: Masers and Light. The last three I’d already owned and read in print/as eBooks, but as I said, listening to a story is different. It’s nostalgic, warming, personal, and just a little indulgent.

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New Release – Divide and Conquer

Hi guys

I see you’ve been busy collecting stamps in return for free books. Good on you! Keep them coming. You still have a few days left.

Today, however, is all about Divide and Conquer. It’s had a rocky ride, so much so it’s been referred to as the “cursed book,” but at long last release day is here.

I’ve written so much about why I love this story, I’m not going to bore you with the details again. But love it I do. For the next few weeks, you can buy it for only $0.99, but the price will go up. It’s about an 11-hour read, so you’re getting a lot of book for your buck.

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How the hell does a physicist like Lea Daniels get dragged into a fight to defend a magical kingdom? A lousy prophecy, that’s how. Grappling with her new reality, Lea must entrust her safety to Elonian warrior Nieve, whose kick-ass powers blatantly defy the laws of nature.

Nieve, for her part, isn’t exactly thrilled either about her role as a mentor to a “chosen one” who can’t tell a sword from a hairbrush. They’ve barely had time to cover the rules of Elonian light magic when they’re attacked from the shadows—where only the enemy dares walk.

Somehow, the mismatched duo must protect Seattle, the world, and the realm beyond against the Shade king and his cut-throat army. The good news is, they’re not alone. The bad news is that, as new allies assemble to join their cause, it quickly becomes clear everyone has an agenda.

REPRESENTATION MATTERS – Fiction without boundaries

I’m white, have no major disability to speak of, I don’t belong to any religion, and I’m as straight as a ruler. What do I know about diversity, right? I have never been stopped for driving while being black, haven’t had the indignity of being gawked at for wearing a hijab, and have been lucky not to have had a strain placed on my education by ADHD, dyslexia, or “learning while being transgender.” You’d think I’m the last person to have authority to speak on these issues.

But I do have a condition that I share with my non-white, disabled, religious and/or LGBT friends—we call it the human condition. Not only do I have the authority to speak, I have the moral obligation to do so. My family occasionally uses terms that make me cringe. They complain about the immigrant issue at home in Germany. My mother is fine with homosexuals “as long as they leave the kids alone.” My nan once tried to cure my depression with a heartfelt “buck up.” Many times we have argued about these matters, and just as many times did I stay silent only to preserve the peace. Every time I keep quiet, I feel crummy.

However, and without making excuses for their insensitive language, they have never treated anyone differently because of what they are. My uncle is gay and a welcome guest at home, my nan used to be very friendly with a Turkish lady, and a couple of years ago, my parents attended their first Muslim wedding.

Think Big

Rhetoric is important, and supporting representation of the whole spectrum on Facebook and in blogs is wonderful, but our words must be followed by action.

Sadly, I’m not much of campaigner. Who is nowadays? Just getting from my bed to my sofa takes days and a backpack full of provisions. But action doesn’t have to mean chaining yourself to police stations. Treat people fairly. If you don’t know something about being transgender or if you keep getting your terms mixed up, ask or hit the search engine. Teach your children kindness to all men, women and those you aren’t sure about. Expand your horizons every day of your life.

As for me, I’m a writer, and I express my wishes and hopes by way of the worlds I create. It doesn’t bother me that most of my main characters are white and straight. White and straight is what I know. But just as my reality is composed of more than just me, so are my worlds populated by more than carbon copies of myself. Most recently, I made the Grim Reaper black, gave his daughter her own novella, and have teamed up a wheelchair-bound woman with an alpha werewolf who loves to run.

So when, earlier this year, I was presented with the opportunity to take part in a box set to celebrate diversity, I immediately thought of Ali, an Indonesian-American gay werewolf I first conceived of more than ten years ago when I wrote Guarded. I’ve been itching to give him his own spotlight, not because he has proven such an electrifying character so far, but because I suspected a lot of confusion, humor and spunk under his tight, accountant-type demeanor.

Many more authors, including USA Today bestselling and award-winning authors, have bravely stepped up to the plate, and Sigils and Spells is the product of our efforts. These 24 stories are just as riveting as you should expect from such an illustrious ensemble of talent, and the characters as quirky, inspiring and exciting as you’d hope. Their journeys will have you at the edge of your seat and their issues will resonate with you, no matter what you are—because in the end, it’s about who you are.

You can pre-order SIGILS AND SPELLS now from the retailer of your choice. It’s only $0.99 (or equivalent). Disneyland wouldn’t give you a cold cup of coffee for that price, while SIGILS AND SPELLS offers you 24 thrilling adventure rides you can’t find anywhere else. One word of warning before the adrenaline kicks in: this is a limited edition boxed set, so buy now before you miss your chance.

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This is What It’s all About

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SIGILS & SPELLS includes more than twenty exclusive novels that roam the sands of Egypt, slip into the shadows of 1940s Los Angeles, voyage to the mystical land of Mabi, and dare to traverse the stars.

From the deserts of Africa to the streets of San Antonio, mythological adventurers strike out to discover brand new worlds and unravel the mysteries of Earth in a limited edition boxed set offering the diversity and originality you haven’t been able to find before now.

Dare to enter forbidden realms of unexpected beauty and peril? Secure your copy of SIGILS & SPELLS today – before it disappears forever!
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WAIT OVER FOR FOX’s SEXY URBAN FANTASY MYSTERY

GUARDED now also available as eBook

Guarded
Today is the day we’ve been preparing for for months. Guarded has been unleashed onto the world. Anticipation about Carmen Fox’s most recent release is bubbling over, so now’s a good time to clear up any confusion.

Red City Review said about Guarded’s lead character,

“Ivy comes across as a hilarious but deeply flawed woman, and therein lies the drama as she must embrace her own flaws to save lives.”

If you wanted a one-sentence summary, this is it.

However, if you’re reading this post, you may be keen to delve a little deeper into Guarded. Let’s start with this one: what the devil is a ‘sexy urban fantasy mystery?’

Ivy’s the name of my main character. She’s funny, spunky, quirky, but far from perfect. Her best friend is Florian, Silverton’s best dressed vampire, no contest.

That’s the ‘urban fantasy’ part.

Starting on her 25th birthday, Ivy’s hormones upgrade even so-so guys to hell-yeah prospects, which she dismisses at first. See, Ivy’s a ‘good girl.’ But a visitor has unsettling news. Her cravings will not stop until she gets down and dirty with someone, and being the helpful guy he is, he offers his services. Thing is, he’s not the only one putting the moves on her, and truth be told, she’s not hating the attention either. Her neighbor’s looking yummy these days, not to mention her fingers-crossed-hopefully-soon-to-be boyfriend Greg. Her brain, body and heart are totally out of synch, but she must choose soon.

So much for the sexy.

Her body might be preoccupied with thoughts of a horizontal nature, but Ivy has an honest-to-God mystery on her hands. A fistful of nasty demons are after a statue in her possession, and she wants to know why. Ivy and her BFF Florian make good headway in their investigation, but the next blow’s already waiting around the corner. An old foe-slash-psychopathic-suitor comes back into Ivy’s life and he will claim her. Soon plot twists interweave into a frightening mess. Who broke into her house? Who’s trying to kidnap her? And who’s messing with her sanity? Ivy catches her first break when she digs into her boss’s sudden disappearance. At last, her questions yield answers — whether she likes them or not.

And that’s the mystery.

No, Guarded is not a traditional romance, because Ivy needs to stand on her own two feet, make mistakes, and find a way to accept who she is before she’s ready to commit to the man she loves.

No, Guarded is not erotica either. It contains three sex scenes in total, and a sprinkling of ‘moments.’

No, Guarded is not a straight-forward read. As the mystery heats up, clues come a-flying, and Ivy’s having a hard time keeping up.

So why in the four heavens should you read Guarded?

Here’s what others say:

“Guarded will turn you on mentally while igniting your sex drive all at the same time. Relish this one! It’s delicious.” –Janelle Alex, Ph.D. for Readers’ Favorite

“Guarded: The Silverton Chronicles is an action packed thriller with all sorts of seductive sizzle. A must-read!” –Bil Howard for Readers’ Favorite

“A saucy, urban thriller for adult eyes only, Guarded by Carmen Fox relies heavily on sexual plot twists, however the sharp writing makes for a heck of a ride.” –Red City Review

“Fox has created an intriguing and believable mythology that elevates this urban fantasy above the pack and gives it an epic fantasy feel as well.” –Jack Magnus for Readers’s Favorite

“The characters were wonderful, my favorite was Flo. There are secrets, betrayals, and a constant state of lust.” –Paranormal Romance Guild

If you’re still not sure, check out the book page for more details and reviews, or hop over to your favorite retailer’s website. We also offer a free .pdf copy including 11 first chapters by 11 great authors to anyone who requests it. The entire first chapter of Guarded is included. Yup. Read before you buy.

If you like fun, quirky characters, a touch of paranormal sexy time, and aren’t afraid of a meaty mystery, why not give ‘Guarded’ a go?
NB: Price will go up in September.

Release Article by Amanda C.

Why does Amanda C. care?

Because I love this book. I enjoy getting lost in magical worlds and words, and Carmen delivers on both fronts. I’m not going to lie to you. This is intelligent reading. If you’re used to simple man/woman romances, you probably won’t like Guarded. In fact, there’s nothing simple about it. It has a complex, true-to-life cast, and the mystery isn’t cookie-cutter predictable either. Instead, the story drags you in, and if you’re open to all the elements Carmen has woven into the plot, your payoff is extraordinary. It’s fun, it’s sexy, and it will keep you guessing along with Ivy, the hero of the novel. I can’t wait for the sequel. Write faster, Carmen!

BOOK TRAILER ON A BUDGET

You’re just starting out as a writer and don’t have a lot of cash. The little you have, you want to expend on necessities like swag and perhaps one or two ads or blog tours, right? What about book trailers? Probably not in the budget.

Think again.

You may not afford a fancy book trailer, but you can afford a video collage. Which is really just another term for…book trailer. Let me tell you how.

How it started

Okay, so I’m a bit of a gamer. A few years ago I got into creating my own tabletop games. I have now invented five games. My friends love them, and I’ve even sold a few to friends of friends. In addition to a cool concept, I needed artwork to represent my game’s theme. I love learning new things, so I downloaded a few apps onto my iPad.

Touch Draw – A general image program that lets me add text to pictures, manipulate photos and so on.
Cut-out – A program that lets me cut out individual elements from other pictures and stick them onto the background of my choice.
Instablend – One that allows me to blend two image into a superposed image.
Snapseed – And a program that allows me to age, distort, reverse or add effects to pictures.

You don’t have to get these programs. They just happened to be the ones I tried out on my iPad and I got quite good at using them. There are hundreds more out there, not to mention entire suites for your PC.

What about the book trailer?

Patience.

My book Divide and Conquer is due to be released in February 2015, so I haven’t received an official book cover yet. However, I wanted a picture I could show around, a picture that represented what the book was about. Which is why I produced my first photo collage.

Carmen Fox
Unofficial book collage

I found photos either from my own collection or off the Internet. You can buy stock photos or use any of the thousands of free stock photos available with a few key strokes. Since Divide and Conquer is set in Seattle, I needed a photo of the Space Needle, the most iconic symbol of this great city. For my two heroines, Lea and Nieve, I needed women in the right poses (one crouching, one in the midst of a kick), and two faces I liked. Nieve fights with a hanbo, i.e. a mid-length fighting stick, and Lea has a dagger. Finally, to add a threatening feel, I needed fog, which their enemies use to hide themselves and their prey.

Next, I cut out the elements I need. Using the same app, I assembled the pictures one by one. I stuck Nieve’s face onto Nieve’s fighting pose and gave her a hanbo. I stuck Lea’s face on Lea’s crouching body and gave her a dagger to hold. Next, I cut out my finished Lea and my finished Nieve and stuck them, together with the Space Needle and a plume of black fog onto a white background.

The result was a bit crude, I admit. Not to worry, because I used an app that transforms photos into a sort of pastel watercolor, which really appealed to me.

Finally, I added text in the font I’d already used for my website name banner, and I was done. I nowhad something to show around and guest-blog with. As long as I make sure people understand this is just a collage, it won’t interfere with my book cover once I receive it.

What about this book trailer/video collage I promised?

Actually, we’re closer than you think.

I downloaded a movie app (iMovie). You can make your video from scratch or use one of the templates they have, which is what I did.

If you use a template, all you do is add photos and text to it, then click save. It already comes with its own music. For the pictures, I made up similar ones to the ones I used for the photo collage and details from the photo collage itself. I also made up a title page. A dark alley. A dark alley with text. A dark alley with more text. The Space Needle. The Space Needle with text. And so on. In the end, I simply added these photos in the right order to the template.

Yup. That was it. I’m very pleased with the result. You can see for yourself if you check my margin on the right, or on You Tube. The template didn’t give me enough space to tell my story through text, so I added text to some pictures. The key is to keep the text short, because some pictures are in view only a short time (the template will even tell you for how long). You can add or delete photos and play the video until you achieve the perfect result.

When you’re done, add it to your web page, show it off on your Facebook page, upload it to Youtube, or just watch it by yourself at night, reminding yourself that your book is a reality.

By the way, you can just as well do this on the computer or on an iPod or on you phone. You just need to find the right applications. And by the way, it only takes a few hours of tinkering with your new apps to learn how to use them proficiently. Once you do, you’ll be able to use your new skills until your writing affords you a full team of publicists to do the job for you.

If you have any question regarding the apps I used and how to work them, leave a comment. Or just let me know how you like the result.

GENRES, SUBGENRES AND SUBSUBGENRES

Or: Why You Should Embrace Pigeonholes

Book genres

Agents and Publishers are keen to pigeonhole writers into ever more restrictive book genres. What used to be Sci-Fi/Fantasy became Fantasy became Paranormal became Urban Fantasy became Dark Urban Fantasy became Dark Urban Fantasy with Romantic Elements.

Uhm. Seriously?

Authors spend valuable time figuring out the category their work falls in. Most of the time, their books are wedged firmly between two subgenres. Which do they choose? But choose they must, because agents and editors demand ever more specific classifications. Do readers really care? Not so much. Artificial distinctions won’t overtly affect whether or not anyone reads your book. I’m an avid reader, yet I don’t care if you write Dark Urban Fantasy with Romantic Elements or a lighter variety of vampire fiction. If you have an effective blurb, a great cover and a descriptive title, readers will find you. Right?

Well, maybe. There is one very specific way in which authors directly benefit from pigeonholing themselves.

While your specific genre might not mean a lot on the face of it, let’s examine this back-to-front, starting with the reader.

Case study: Ms. Gertrude Sample

A reader, let’s call her Gertrude, likes Kim Harrison and Jaye Wells. Gertrude’s friend Barney might surmise she likes Urban Fantasy with witches. If Barney were to recommend a book to her, he’d pick another series featuring witches. Makes sense, doesn’t it? However, only a limited number of books with this particular element exist, and Gertrude is hungry for more reading material.

If Gertrude likes Kim Harrison, perhaps she also digs Patricia Briggs. It’s then reasonable to assume she likes witches, vampires, werewolves and hopefully shifters generally. Barney’s list of recommendations grows.

Once Gertrude has exhausted this list, what next? Perhaps she also has an interest in other supernatural/preternatural creatures from lore, e.g. succubi, satyrs, fae, and so on. Fantastic. That’s another twenty or thirty titles to add to Barney’s list.

Three months later, Gertrude’s back for more. Instead of rolling his eyes at his demanding reader friend, Barney mines more remote subgenres. How about demons and angels? Or Urban Fantasy with worlds and beings hitherto unheard of? Oh, and how important is the romance angle in Gertrude’s decision-making process anyhow?

Finally, after a lot of reading, Gertrude reaches the huge crop of books generically referred to as Urban Fantasy. But she had to read hundreds and hundreds of books along the way.

At what point might Barney recommend my books to Gertrude? My first book Divide and Conquer features no creatures from lore. Instead, I built a new world with new conflicts and new preternatural elements. It specifically appeals to readers who like fun reads, with major plot twists, a hidden world separate from everyday Seattle, and a healthy but not overwhelming splash of romance. Shoot! There is no category for that. Perhaps I should make up my own. I will promote it as Multiworld Urban Fantasy with Romantic Elements. Catchy, eh? But how is Gertrude going to find me? She will have to work her way through a frak-ing long index before she stumbles on Multiworld Urban Fantasies with Romantic Elements on Barney’s list. So in the year 2026, then?

Okay. Perhaps it doesn’t need to be quite that precise. Let’s just call it Urban Fantasy with Original Worlds. Still, it’ll take a long time before I can count Gertrude as one of my readers.

Case study: Ms. Shaniqua Sample

Now, Gertrude’s estranged sister Shaniqua loves Amanda Bonilla. She loves the love triangle, the idea of hidden worlds and beings that have been around a long time. Since Divide and Conquer has some of these elements (a hidden world, romantic elements, beings with unusual powers), Shaniqua should discover my book pretty quickly. Even without Barney’s help. Because we have both built original worlds.

My second book, Guarded, features werewolves, vampires, demons, and one spunky satyr detective learning about her place in a world she’d rather not live in. Even though it features creatures from lore, the book is not concerned with their agendas. No vampire politics, werewolf hierarchy issues. Yet I would comfortably place it alongside Kim Harrison and Patricia Briggs. No doubt Gertrude will pounce soon. Shaniqua? Nope. Not a chance.

Not unless Shaniqua and Gertrude bury the family hatchet and reconnect over a cup of tea and a good ol’ yap about books, during which Gertrude recommends Guarded to Shaniqua.

Aha!

Categories help you find your ideal audience quickly. Hopefully, your Getrudes will leave positive reviews on Amazon and Goodreads and tell their non-cyber friends and estranged sisters about your book. Before you know it, Shaniqua and her friends will have found you through word-of-mouth, no matter if they normally read your specific genres or not. (Incidentally, if readers who can’t stand your specific genre won’t read your book, they can’t leave negative reviews either.)

What this comes down to

Even though as readers we might casually declare our love for Urban Fantasy, we have preferences. We have books or authors we are drawn to like the lines of a triangle. If new authors provide their readers with a suitable comparison, they might find each other more quickly, and the word-of-mouth campaign can start. But advertise yourself as an “Urban Fantasy” author, and you’ll be at the bottom of a very long list, both for Gertrude and for Shaniqua.

This is why I embrace classifications. In fact, I’d go even further. As a reader, I follow voice more than genre. I love Darynda Jones and Jennifer Rardin, and can comfortably settle down with one of Mary Buckham’s offerings. I very much enjoy the less sassy and more suspenseful offerings of Kim Harrison or Keri Arthur, too. In a book Venn diagram, Divide and Conquer falls between Darynda Jones for voice and Kim Harrison for suspense and Amanda Bonilla for content.

How would you categorize your favorite genres? Are you led more by genre or by word of mouth?

THE STIGMA OF WRITING INTIMACY

Writing sex scenes – Why all the fuss?

Guarded
Collage for Guarded, its raunchy nature obvious

As I embarked on a new project, I’ve had to confront a few demons. Not all of them mine. How far should I go in incorporating sex scenes to be faithful to my vision of where the story needs to go? Will sexing-up my novel turn me into a pariah, destined to be shunned by friends and relatives? I’ve written about sex before, but my next novel is planned to be a step more graphic. Yet even turning up the heat factor by one setting poses problems.

Doing research on erotic romance, and on the authors who write it, I came across an interesting survey.

The Fussy Librarian survey

Demographics

In May 2014, the Fussy Librarian, an ebook recommendation website, asked 103 authors of erotic romance novels a bunch of questions. Some of the results were predictable, notably their gender (94% female, predominant age group: 24-54 years, 89% heterosexual). The husbands/wives/partners of most of the authors questioned here, and in 69% of cases their mothers, are fully aware of what’s going on on their computers. Their fathers? Well, daddys and daughters. Only 53% of authors had shared their chosen genre with their fathers.

I get that. But did their parents actually read any of their erotic novels? A surprising 42% did.

Meet the authors

So, who are these people who write erotica? Turns out, they are people like you and me. The average age they lost their virginity and the number of times they have sex in a month match the average American (as per a survey carried out by the Kinsey Institute). And 45% of our authors had sex on a first date. At this point, it should be noted that in a Singles in America survey, 2012, the average among all singles, male and female is 44%, but an earlier 2004 ABC News survey discovered only 17% of women had sex on a first date. Still, the 44% mentioned in the Singles in America survey presumably had sex with a partner, right?

Secret layers?

Are erotic romance authors kinkier than the average American? It would certainly appear so. According to the Kinsey Institute, less than 20% of Americans had participated in BDSM (bondage, discipline, sadism, masochism), but a whopping 41% of our authors had given it a go. Most of them (84%) had had sex outdoors (average according to an ABC news poll in 2004 was 54%). Sex in the office, anyone? 41% of our authors screamed ‘yes,’ compared to only 7% according to the ABC News poll.

Erotic romance authors also appear to have had more sexual partners than the average American, although the rate of infidelity among those surveyed was notably lower.

What does it all mean?

These are stats. They’re interesting, for sure, but what can we glean from the numbers? Perhaps I’m completely off-base, but we should not forget who we’re talking about. These erotic romance authors write about sex every day. They make money treating intimacy like the natural and desirable thing it is. When they admit to having attempted BDSM or sex in unusual places, I can see no reason they should feel shy about admitting it in a survey (especially not if it’s just a few ticks on a piece of paper). Ask the average person, not everyone is going to be so forthright. Even if they’re promised anonymity.

My guess is the number among erotic romance authors may indeed be slightly higher, although not as high as the figures suggest. Either way, these authors take their writing seriously. They will not giggle at the mention of sex and are bound to be curious about the techniques and locations they write about.

Why did I share these stats with you?

I have the highest respect for authors of erotic novels. My tastes don’t run into the exotic, but I respect authors who push boundaries. My next book, Guarded, is my raunchiest book yet. A mere three sex scenes, but more graphic than anything I’ve attempted before. And already the panic has set in. Should I get a super-secret pen name so none of my friends will know that the intimate details I describe were conjured in my brain? The other day I mentioned the steamier nature of the book to a friend of mine, who assured me that if I went ahead, she would never be able to look at me the same way.

I fear she won’t be alone. Telling my parents? When pigs fly.

Is this the year 2014? I’m tempted to bury my book forever, yet a tiny, rebellious part of me is tired of this hypocrisy. If my characters engage in sex, is this somehow equal to posting a video of me in the act on the Internet? Am I suddenly a bad person? By the same logic, what does it say about me if my character kills one of her enemies? The hang-up is my friend’s, but it’s a hang-up that will affect me all the same.

Does anyone have advice for a writer who wishes to nudge the envelope just a tad? How did you cope with the stigma?

Thank you.

HEROINES KICK UP A FUSS

Heroines in Fiction

Divide and Conquer

And still the debate over whether woman have achieved emancipation in fiction rages on. Well, it kind of depends.

What I love about the Urban Fantasy genre is that it doesn’t matter if the main character is male or female. Jim Butcher’s character Harry Dresden is just as entertaining as Darynda Jones’ Charley Davidson. Most series I read have female leads, but even among those books lies a whole lot of gray, from the tough-on-the outside Damsel to the softly spoken Buttkicker.

In television, the first truly independent woman who could hold her own and accepted-but-didn’t-need help from tall strangers was Buffy Summers. She was kind, insecure, certainly not in love with her own powers, but always ready with the stake when a fanged foe came a-knocking.

Before Buffy, strong women, for example in anime, were stripped of nearly everything that made them female, as if femininity and violence, or even femininity and self-confidence, were mutually exclusive. Even today this sort of thinking finds great favor with certain screen writers and authors.

But heroines can be wonderfully feminine and tough at the same time. I’m not even talking about characters walking around unshaven with a chip on their shoulder, stabbing any man that looks at them funny. No, mental strength is the true key to emancipating a character. Cagney and Lacey, those eighties female cops, had that in spades. While one was married with children, the other was looking for love. Yet both did their jobs with the kind of obsession that had up to that point been considered exclusively a male domain. Sadly they were surrounded by plenty of chauvinists to provide humor for the less enlightened.

In fact, Cagney and Lacey’s partnership inspired my book Divide and Conquer. I wanted to spin a story around two women with fiercely different backgrounds being thrown together by a common fate. Lea and Nieve, my characters, do not become BFFs immediately, but they are connected by a bond that transcends normal friendship. At the same time, I did not want a Buffy/Faith scenario, where they were always at odds with one another.

Sadly, too many agents and readers still prefer a strong male to ably assist their “feisty” heroine (nothing condescending about being called “feisty,” right, ladies?). In fact, I was once asked by a beta reader to give the males of Divide and Conquer a more prominent role. When I enquired what she meant, I was told a romance is only believable if the man proves his worth by playing the central role in the ultimate battle. Otherwise he would not be an alpha male.

Seriously?

Well, I believe in the ‘alpha female.’ Luckily, most authors agree that Urban Fantasy is one genre where women can be strong and competent. Where they choose their friends and their partners according to their own ideas, and not in line with expected stereotypes. Here, women are allowed to cry, throw a hissy, kick ass if ass needs kicking, and generally emote and act like real-life human beings.

Hurrah for Urban Fantasy.

What are your feelings on the subject?

HAPPILY EVER AFTER

The Difference Between Urban Fantasy And Paranormal Romance

Happily Ever After – the three words that separate Urban Fantasy from Paranormal Romance. The three words that define what a romance novel is, period.

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I don’t get it. I’m sorry, I don’t.

In addition to a Central Love Story, the Romance Writers of America stipulate that a true romance also needs:

An Emotionally Satisfying and Optimistic Ending: In a romance, the lovers who risk and struggle for each other and their relationship are rewarded with emotional justice and unconditional love.

Driving a book romance to an emotionally satisfying ending is something I strive for fervently. Yet my emotionally satisfying ending often doesn’t mesh with other people’s ideas. If the lead character in a book is not ready to commit to a relationship she knows will stifle her, and instead leaves town with the cool guy who charms the pants off her, how is that not emotionally satisfying?

Give it a couple of years, and she might change her mind. Until then, the pants-charmer treats her well, looks out for her, and makes her laugh. I find this uplifting and highly satisfying.

Romance plays an integral part in one of my books, yet I was assured it was not romance.

So why did two of my beta readers feel that way? Because “emotionally satisfying” means “happily ever after,” and my book did not represent that.

Initially I thought “HEA” was a flippant hyperbole. Alas, I was wrong. It was a concept that is to be interpreted literally.

Do readers prefer heroines to walk off with commitment-philes who want nothing more than to keep them safe? Perhaps. Because it sure seems to me that the “happy for now” concept simply isn’t enough. When the curtain falls, our couples need to walk off to their world of daffodils and moon beams.

Which begs the question. Is simply disagreeing with who is best suited for the heroine a strong enough reason to deny it the genre category “romance”?

Oh, and what is this obsession with a fairytale HEA anyway?

Psychologists have warned for years about the HEA and Prince Charming fallacies, insisting they set you and your relationships up for failure. Makes sense. Who can compete with the perfect man? Certainly no real man. Not the ones I know, in any event. In fact, if real men were perfect, they’d be quite dull.

I want conflict, in life and in fiction. I need conflict. The idea that conflicts between two people end with a final kiss frightens me. If the last few pages of a book don’t at least hint at more conflict to come, I no longer believe. Wasn’t this the argument made in The Matrix? To quote Agent Smith:

“Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. […]I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from.”

Back in the non-Hollywood world, the end of conflict would spell the end of the relationship. Making a HEA a paradox. The very thing that brings about the HEA destroys the HEA.

My dominant genre is Urban Fantasy. However, I have dabbled in Paranormal Romance before and am straying close to it again. When the book is done and read, who really cares what genre it was? But that’s not even the point. The question is, is HEA a viable genre-defining concept in the 21st century? Do you even agree that the RWA’s guidelines demand a HEA, or have they been misinterpreted? Please post your comments using the “Comments” link above. I really want to hear from you.

THE WRITE PATH with Mary Buckham

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Mary Buckham

In this series, guest bloggers talk to us about their books. My guest today is author, teacher, head ninja and sometimes personal life coach Mary Buckham, who will be discussing Invisible Fears, part one of her Invisible Recruit series. You can find my review on her book here: Invisible Fears – Review

So let me hand over my mic. The next voice you’ll hear will be Mary’s.

1. What is your book about?

Maru BuckhamINVISIBLE FEARS is the fourth full-length novel in the Invisible Recruits Urban Fantasy series and the first in that series focusing on Kelly McAllister, a former kindergarten teacher turned covert agent to fight preternaturals. She also has an ability that has always set her apart—she can turn invisible. Which sounds fun, but is everything but, especially in this story.

Kelly’s the nice girl-next-door who always sees the glass half-full and she’s leading her first mission deep into the heart of equatorial Africa. She’s to find a rare item that is the key to understanding and stopping a dangerous threat to humans and preternaturals alike. She’s also looking for answers to how her beloved older sister died in this part of the world while doing relief work, a quest that opens up more questions than answers and puts her official mission at risk almost immediately. Danger is around every corner as Kelly struggles to complete her mission, protect innocent children under her care, and stay alive. Then there’s a hunky wolf Shifter who’s causing her all sorts of other complications.

2. What do you think attracts readers to your main characters?

Kelly is that kind, compassionate, genuinely good person we’d all like to be, or think of ourselves as being, pushed to the brink physically, mentally and emotionally. Some see her optimism as naïve and dangerous, especially in her role as a fighter against preternatural threats. Others see her in ways she’d never see herself. I think what attracts readers to her is her journey of self-discovery that’s as much a part of the story as surviving the external threats she faces.

3. What message do you hope the reader takes away from your book?

My book titles tend to reflect the themes of my stories. So in INVISIBLE FEARS Kelly must face a whole gamut of fears—external and internal. Attacks by a Smere goblin, a kidnapping by a sinister preternatural mercenary leader, slogging through the jungle, as well as learning the truth behind her sister’s death and her own hidden background. Facing the type of hurdles she has to face is not easy and doing so while struggling to remain true to who Kelly thinks she is, adds a whole other layer of complications for her.

4. What is it about your book that made you so determined it should be published?

Writing the first 3 novels and 2 novellas in the series focused on Alex Noziak, a witch/shaman with a wicked attitude and hell-for-leather approach to life. Writing about nice-girl Kelly was a 180% turn around to really get into her skin while seeing her through her fellow IR (Invisible Recruit) teammates and through her own world view. Just because she was a good girl did not mean she didn’t have issues and challenges, and it certainly made it interesting to put her into situations that would have stopped battle-hardened warriors, and see how she approached them. Because so many of my readers enjoyed Alex, switching to a new character, even one they recognized, was a huge risk for me as a writer and for the sake of the series. So far though the feedback has been very positive. Proving good girls don’t finish last!

5. Comparing the ideas you had before writing the book with the finished product, would you change anything if you could travel back in time?

This book was originally written for a major publisher as the 3rd book in a 5 book series they’d contracted with me for a few years back. But the month before it was due for release the publisher stopped publishing these kinds of stories so Kelly’s story was set aside. When I revitalized the series with a preternatural/paranormal element last year I took book 2 in the series and revealed elements of that character and her own challenges in 3 novels and 2 novellas. I’ll be doing the same with Kelly and each of the remaining primary Invisible Recruit characters. So 5 Invisible Recruit operatives, three novels each and as many novellas as I have time to write creates a huge story world and story arc to juggle.

In INVISIBLE FEARS, even though the core story concepts – Kelly, former kindergarten teacher turned operative and set in Africa – remained from the original finished draft, so much of the story was rewritten that it’d be hard to see what remains of that original story. As for traveling back in time I’m very, very glad now that these books were not published by the big NY publishing House because I’m having way too much fun writing and releasing them in a manner that allows readers to get them in their hands sooner rather than later. Which means the next novella about Kelly was released in July and the next novel—INVISIBLE SECRETS—will be in September.

 About Mary

Mary Buckham USA Today bestselling author Mary Buckham writes non-fiction; the Amazon best selling WRITING ACTIVE SETTING series (in e-format and now in book form); as well as fiction – Urban Fantasy w/attitude. Love romance, danger & kick-ass heroines? Find it in her Invisible Recruits series: www.MaryBuckham.com or www.InvisibleRecruits.com.

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