MAKE YOUR OWN FACEBOOK BANNER

Social media made easy

Just a real quick post today. Fancy making your own Facebook banner? Tired of using landscapes as banner backgrounds, and ready to add some spice to your profile?

This is a template I made myself that’s worked well in the past. You can use it too. It’s easy.

Banner template

I’ve separated the Facebook banner template into different boxes, but make sure you don’t get too close to the edges so nothing gets cut off. The square at the bottom left is where your photo will appear, so make sure you don’t cover it. The boxes are meant to guide you. No need to adhere to them rigidly.

Here’s an example of what you can do (fill in your name etc.). Feel free to use it for yourself or to try it out. Making it took me less than 10 minutes.

Banner

Here are a couple for readers:

Reader banner

Reader banner 2

If you’ve read my article about creating your own book trailer on a budget (i.e. for free), you’ll know I use an iPad app called TouchDraw for most of my ‘creations.’

Try to keep your colors neutral and in line with those you use on your website. Also, make sure to use the same photo on all your social media accounts. Most of all, make it unique. Whether you’re an author or a reader or something else entirely, show us who you are.

As always, if you need help, let me know. Good luck.

BOOK TRAILER ON A BUDGET

You’re just starting out as a writer and don’t have a lot of cash. The little you have, you want to expend on necessities like swag and perhaps one or two ads or blog tours, right? What about book trailers? Probably not in the budget.

Think again.

You may not afford a fancy book trailer, but you can afford a video collage. Which is really just another term for…book trailer. Let me tell you how.

How it started

Okay, so I’m a bit of a gamer. A few years ago I got into creating my own tabletop games. I have now invented five games. My friends love them, and I’ve even sold a few to friends of friends. In addition to a cool concept, I needed artwork to represent my game’s theme. I love learning new things, so I downloaded a few apps onto my iPad.

Touch Draw – A general image program that lets me add text to pictures, manipulate photos and so on.
Cut-out – A program that lets me cut out individual elements from other pictures and stick them onto the background of my choice.
Instablend – One that allows me to blend two image into a superposed image.
Snapseed – And a program that allows me to age, distort, reverse or add effects to pictures.

You don’t have to get these programs. They just happened to be the ones I tried out on my iPad and I got quite good at using them. There are hundreds more out there, not to mention entire suites for your PC.

What about the book trailer?

Patience.

My book Divide and Conquer is due to be released in February 2015, so I haven’t received an official book cover yet. However, I wanted a picture I could show around, a picture that represented what the book was about. Which is why I produced my first photo collage.

Carmen Fox
Unofficial book collage

I found photos either from my own collection or off the Internet. You can buy stock photos or use any of the thousands of free stock photos available with a few key strokes. Since Divide and Conquer is set in Seattle, I needed a photo of the Space Needle, the most iconic symbol of this great city. For my two heroines, Lea and Nieve, I needed women in the right poses (one crouching, one in the midst of a kick), and two faces I liked. Nieve fights with a hanbo, i.e. a mid-length fighting stick, and Lea has a dagger. Finally, to add a threatening feel, I needed fog, which their enemies use to hide themselves and their prey.

Next, I cut out the elements I need. Using the same app, I assembled the pictures one by one. I stuck Nieve’s face onto Nieve’s fighting pose and gave her a hanbo. I stuck Lea’s face on Lea’s crouching body and gave her a dagger to hold. Next, I cut out my finished Lea and my finished Nieve and stuck them, together with the Space Needle and a plume of black fog onto a white background.

The result was a bit crude, I admit. Not to worry, because I used an app that transforms photos into a sort of pastel watercolor, which really appealed to me.

Finally, I added text in the font I’d already used for my website name banner, and I was done. I nowhad something to show around and guest-blog with. As long as I make sure people understand this is just a collage, it won’t interfere with my book cover once I receive it.

What about this book trailer/video collage I promised?

Actually, we’re closer than you think.

I downloaded a movie app (iMovie). You can make your video from scratch or use one of the templates they have, which is what I did.

If you use a template, all you do is add photos and text to it, then click save. It already comes with its own music. For the pictures, I made up similar ones to the ones I used for the photo collage and details from the photo collage itself. I also made up a title page. A dark alley. A dark alley with text. A dark alley with more text. The Space Needle. The Space Needle with text. And so on. In the end, I simply added these photos in the right order to the template.

Yup. That was it. I’m very pleased with the result. You can see for yourself if you check my margin on the right, or on You Tube. The template didn’t give me enough space to tell my story through text, so I added text to some pictures. The key is to keep the text short, because some pictures are in view only a short time (the template will even tell you for how long). You can add or delete photos and play the video until you achieve the perfect result.

When you’re done, add it to your web page, show it off on your Facebook page, upload it to Youtube, or just watch it by yourself at night, reminding yourself that your book is a reality.

By the way, you can just as well do this on the computer or on an iPod or on you phone. You just need to find the right applications. And by the way, it only takes a few hours of tinkering with your new apps to learn how to use them proficiently. Once you do, you’ll be able to use your new skills until your writing affords you a full team of publicists to do the job for you.

If you have any question regarding the apps I used and how to work them, leave a comment. Or just let me know how you like the result.

COMIC STRIPS WITH ComicTycoon

The Joy of Making Your Own Comic Strips

I’ve been playing around with pictures for a while now. I produce my own art for my tabletop games and for my book collages and videos.

Yesterday I got a new iPad app for making comic strips, Comic TycoonHD. I’ve been drawing comics for years, primarily making fun of my work place and the co
mplicated language we use in our translations. With this app, I’ll have the chance to produce strips that don’t rely on my dubious art skills and jittery handwriting.

Overall, I’m very happy with it. The downside so far has been that the app shuts down at random times, making constant saving a necessity. Redoing panels over and over gets annoying. Still, the results are promising.

In future, I’ll use my own photos. But for now, stock photos will do. For your
amusement, I have posted two of my non-work examples.

 

Comic strip

 

Comic strip

MONTE MOORE MAKES MAGIC

How My Characters Got Their Looks

Please do not copy, save or re-use.
Please do not copy, save or re-use.

See the picture? Let me introduce you to Lea and Nieve. They are my girls. Aren’t they stunning?

Let’s turn back the clock to 2013. One day on Kickstarter, I spotted a campaign I couldn’t afford to miss. One of my favorite artists, Monte Moore, was crowdfunding his latest book, Mischief. It’s no secret I’m a little bit geek about a lot of things, but I go 100% fangirl over his art. Crazy fangirl. Not that surprising, since his paintings are truly magnificent. He’s done everything. Art for Star Wars, comic book covers, games, and pin-up art. Yup. I love it all.

One of the pledges involved a commission for a painting of two characters of your choice. At the time, I was neck-deep in writing Divide and Conquer. I was drinking, eating and breathing Lea and Nieve day after day. I knew every nuance of their psyches, from how they felt about politics right down to their particular brands of humor.

But here’s the problem. I’m not a visual person.

Oh, I can pick out and describe gray net curtains, a stained carpet, the scratch marks on a sofa. But my mind is unable to fill in the gaps or to create a three-dimensional space. I’m worse with faces. If anyone mugged me on a sunny day and the police quizzed me about the criminal’s features, I’d probably get their gender right.

That’s what happened with Nieve and Lea. I had the most basic details: the leather uniform, their weapons, Nieve’s striking white-blond hair and white eye lashes against tan skin, the tattoo on her shoulder. But the rest of their appearance was hazy.

Then the Kickstarter campaign blew into my lap. Owning a genuine Monte of MY characters? I had to pledge. So I carpe-d the diem and hopped on the Monte bandwagon. At his request, I sent the specifics as I laid them out here, nothing more. I figure, he’s the artist. I’m not. Who am I to tell him how to do his job? I wouldn’t tell a lion tamer how to tame a lion either, right?

Divide and Conquer was approaching its heart-thumping finale. My proud and bold statement The End was followed by months and months of revisions and editing. Then the email I’d dreamed of. I got offered a contract.

Snoopy dance!

Lea and Nieve would soon come to an e-reader near you. A paperback version is also on the horizon.

You know those smiles that bite into your cheeks and become painful? I had one of those for days.

Anyway, my website now needed a “Books” page, with a blurb and a cover, but I wouldn’t get a book cover for many months. As a quick fix, I used my iPad to produce a book collage. A visual representation of some of Divide and Conquer‘s crucial elements: the Seattle Space Needle, a dagger and a fighting stick, and the fog called up by their enemies. But look here. Lea and Nieve had no faces. Just blurred indications of where their noses, eyes and mouths should go.

Why? Because, even after two years of sweating over Divide and Conquer, I still didn’t know what the girls looked like.

Then a week ago, I opened another one of those grin-inducing emails. My painting was done. And. It. Is. Extraordinary. Monte’s cleared the level of my expectations with miles to spare. I simply can’t stop staring at the picture. It’s pure magic. I’m torn between showing it to everyone I know, and hunching over it with a snarl so no one steals it (that’s also why I watermarked it).

To see Lea and Nieve for the first time… Heck, the feeling is indescribable. Lea is unbelievably pretty. Her features, her dagger and her uniform are jaw-droppingly intricate. Nieve is, well, I can’t take my eyes off her. And let’s be honest, only a special kind of woman could draw your gaze from Lea.

I’m over the moon and hope you love it, too. For the first time, my girls have faces. Thank you, Monte.

If you’re interested in learning more about Monte Moore, check out his website.

Monte M. Moore
Artist/Writer/Designer
web: www.mavarts.com

HAVOK AND HIJINKS – Review

New Card Game. Cute, Quick and Quirky.

Havok and Hijinks
Click the picture to visit their website.

I’m a Kickstarter addict. And why not? They have fantastic stuff for great prices. Plus, you get to be involved in the development of some awesome products.

The interval between first pledge and final delivery is usually much longer than first indicated. Hey, that’s part of the roller-coaster ride. But when you receive the comic or scarf or game or whatever you pledged for, it’s like Christmas.

Today the mailman brought a neat little card game called Havok and Hijinks. It features these cute dragons that were kicked out of their homes by their parents when they starting eyeing their gold. Now the youngsters head out into the world to gather their own treasure. Even if it means stealing it from their friends.

Havok and hijinks

As soon as I received the game, I talked a friend into playing it. Fifteen minutes later, I’d lost the game, but you wouldn’t know it from my grin. It’s one of those games that makes you go all fuzzy inside, like you just want to hug everyone. Why? No clue. It just does. Perhaps it’s the adorable faces with those huge eyes staring up at you (I’m talking dragons, you understand. NOT opponents.). Or maybe it’s the game play that’s part luck, part strategy, and all fun.

Havok and hijinks

In fact, the game mechanics are quick to learn. You flip over a Havok card. The card will either present you with a certain amount of gold (yay!), or give you an action to perform, also called an “event.” This could involve swapping cards with an opponent, or possibly letting you reorder the next three Havok cards to ensure your opponents get the worst ones. In the next step, you play one of the three Hijinks cards in your hands. This card might allow you to steal a treasure, break your opponents’ treasures,… Many Hijinks cards also give you a defensive function to shield yourself against attack.

Havok and hijinks
Oh, and your dragon has some neat tricks up its sleeves, too. You know, if dragons actually wore sleeves. All of this adds up to a whole lotta fun.

Seriously, this game is an excellent way of spending your lunch break. If you’re into tabletop games and card games at all, get this game at havokandhijinks.com, where it will be available to buy by the end of August 2014.

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Havok and Hijinks plays with 2-4 players, takes between 15-30 minutes, and is recommended for children and grown-ups from 13 years.

WHATCHAMACALLITS AND DOOHICKEYS

As a writer, or even in non-fiction, aka real life, you constantly come up against terms you end up calling ‘thing,’ like an elastic or rubber band for women’s ponytails is often referred to as a ‘hair thing.’ Spending hours finding the correct expression for this piece or that is such a waste of time. Here a short collection of some of my favorite terms.

What’s the name for…

… the end of a shoelace?

Blog postThe small plastic or metal tip that prevents your shoelace from unravelling is called aglet or aiglet. If the piece has a decorative function, for example if it is shaped like an arrow or an angel, it may also be called an aiguillette. Is it a useless word? “The problem with fibs is that unless you conjure a nice little aglet, the lies could end up unravelling around you.”

…the parts of a zipper?

The tab you use to zip or unzip is called the slider. The top stop and bottom stop define how far you can move the slider, and the fabric strip is called the tape. So, next time you write intimacy or find yourself in an intimate situation, why not use the technical terms?

… the area between your nose and your eyes?

The skin separating your nose from the ridge of your eyes (or between your eyebrows) is called the glabella and the bone leading up to the glabella, at the roof of your nose, is the ethmoid bone. There’s a good chance you’ve rubbed either at some point, perhaps in confusion or embarrassment.

…the ridge between your nose and the mouth?

This is called the philtrum. Not the most sensual word, granted. Still better than its alternative term, “medial cleft.”

…the shape of your upper lip?

Most people would call it the cupid’s bow, but officially it’s the tubercle.

…the space behind your knee?

I usually refer to it as the sensitive (or ticklish, but don’t tell anyone!) kink at the back of my knee, but the official term is the popliteal region. Doesn’t really flow smoothly from the tongue, does it?

…the white of the eye?

Sclera. Again, not particularly sensual, but could be useful if describing a network of streams criss-crossing the field like the spidery vessels in the sclera of a drunk.

…rain when the sun is shining?

There’s no official term, but sunshower seems to be quite popular.

…the place in traffic where you drive around a round traffic island and turn off into the correct road?

In Britain, this is generally known as a roundabout, which is also an acceptable term in the US, although ‘traffic circle’ seems to be preferred by many Americans.

…when someone walks with their feet pointed outward?

Pigeon-toed. The opposite of that is ‘bow-legged’ or ‘duck-footed.’

 

(The references below relate to the results of an American dialect survey, which I found interesting:)

What do you call…

…the end of a loaf of bread?

Nearly 60% of Americans call it the ‘heel,’ with ‘end’ and ‘crust’ in second and third place. However, there appears to be no official term. Incidentally, I always refer to the “crust” as ‘crocodile,’ and have done since I was a child. No reason, as far as I know. I guess I was just an odd child.

…the sale of unwanted items on your porch or in your yard?

The same survey suggests ‘garage sale’ is the favorite term, with ‘rummage sale’ a close second.

…clumps of dust you may find under your sofa?

‘Dust bunnies’ is the most common term, although ‘dust balls’ also has its fans.

… something that is across both streets from you at an intersection (or diagonally across from you in general)?

According to the survey, most called it ‘kitty-corner’ or possibly ‘catty-corner.’ Or you could always go with ‘diagonal.’

… a sweetened carbonated beverage?

50% of Americans like ‘soda,’ while a quarter prefer ‘pop.’

 

Have you come across any other specific words that aren’t common knowledge? Please share (see “Comments” at the top of this page). We really want to know.

ESSEN SPIEL GAME FAIR

International Games Days in Essen/Internationale Spieltage in Essen

Every year, the tabletop gaming world is in a tizzy about the Internationale Spieltage (International Games Days), commonly just referred to as Essen, after the place where the exhibition is held, or also ‘Spiel.’ For four days in October, madness descends onto the smallish city in Germany, with game designers, manufacturers and players crowding the halls of the exhibition center. But it’s just as likely you’ll run into comic book sellers, and even owners of RPGs and live action material, plus you’ll find enough activity to keep the little ones amused.

With Kickstarter’s success in recent years, Essen has become ever more important. I’m ashamed to say that, despite my own ties to Germany, I’ve never attended. As a writer I would love to attend a handful of writing conferences, which are almost all held in the USA, but that’s too far a trek from the UK. Essen, on the other hand, is but a hop and a skip away. So what’s my excuse?

Before Kickstarter, my involvement with games was merely as a player, and peripheral at best. You go to the shop, pick the boardgame that seems popular or has won an award, and off you go to entertain the whole family. Like most of you, I imagine. But times are a-changing. If you’ve only ever played Snakes and Ladders, Monopoly and Trivial Pursuit, you’re in for quite a surprise. While you weren’t paying attention, the term boardgame has been displaced by tabletop game, to include card games or tile games and all the other games that don’t use a physical board. So what tabletop game should you buy? That depends on what tickles you most. Enter your local games store, and you can pick up party games, social deduction games, role-playing games, card collecting games, adventure games, strategy games, and a myriad of others. Some allow solo play and are suitable for up to four players, while others require a minimum of three players and accommodate as many as 20 players. The choice is mind-blowing.

Since Kickstarter, I’ve been overwhelmed by the variety and ingenuity small games designers and individuals have shown in bringing us totally innovative games. With strong parallels to the book publishing world, even Joe Average can now have his game printed professionally. All you need is an idea. Even I’ve caught the bug and have invented a fair number.

And if you have two or three months of spare time, you may even launch your own game on Kickstarter, hoping to attract a number of pledgers so you may offer better prices through economy of scales. That’s a great thing, because with greater accessibility comes greater choice for the consumer.

Still, what most game designers dream of is their own booth at Essen. You succeed here, you’ve made it. You play with the big boys. But why in the world should a potential player schlepp to Germany? Well, you could take part in one of the many contests, or play tournaments to experience a new game in action. If you’re lucky, you might even pick up a bargain game. The biggest attraction, however, is the international and friendly atmosphere. Tired of traipsing through churches and visiting museums while on vacation? Try Essen. For only €13 ($16), you get a visitor’s daypass.

What are your favorite games? Do many of you actually still play tabletop games? If so, am I invited?

GIVEAWAY – Free card game

Free Giveaway to Celebrate my First Publishing Contract

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Thank you to everyone who took part. The winner has been notified, and can expect to receive the card game within a month or so. To make the time go faster, I’m also throwing in a $30 Amazon gift card.

It has been more than a month now since I signed my first book contract with Champagne Book Group for my book Divide and Conquer. When I found the e-mail in my inbox, I was totally thrilled. Scale from one to ten, I’d give my excitement a solid ten. Obviously.

And yet I didn’t get the chance to celebrate. Revel in well-meant back slaps and a chorus of ‘congratulations.’ Or, you know, a ‘well done’ here or there. It’s too late to whip out the champagne, so I thought I would do a fun little giveaway. A kind of Easter egg hunt. Somewhere on my website, embedded on a page or in a posts, is a green box that tells you exactly what you have to do to be in with a chance of winning. The winner’s name will be drawn at random on July 4, 2014.
imageSo, what’s the prize? I want to combine my love of inventing games with this celebratory giveaway and offer an extremely limited promo copy of one of my most popular games, a math-based card game called Genius (see picture on the right to get a glimpse of what the promo box will look like). I will produce no more than five copies carrying my promo banner.

Want to know more about Genius?

Educational games are often pretty heavy on the ‘educational’ and light on the ‘game.’ Not Genius!

Perfect for anyone who wishes to put their brain cells through boot camp or their palms through a gleeful rub, Genius is a simple card game in the tradition of UNO and mau mau, where players must get rid of their cards before their opponents do. You discard cards by performing simple chains of mathematical operations (addition, subtraction, multiplication and division).

An assortment of chance cards add a layer of excitement. Or irritation. Kind of depends on the situation.

Fun for 2-5 players of all ages (assuming they can add up to at least 20), this game offers everyone the chance to be crowned Genius for the day.

imageI’ve made a special promo version carrying my website banner along the sides of the tuckbox (see pic on the right). Oh, and the instructions come in English and German.

The cards will be professionally produced by The Gamecrafter, but bear in mind I’m not a professional games designer. Also, since it will be printed on a one-by-one basis, delivery might take about a month. The game has proven incredibly popular with kids, parents and teachers, although I admit to spending many a lunchtime playing it with co-workers. Because math aside, it’s simply a fun game. It has not as yet been publicly available, because I’m concentrating on writing at the moment, but it’s due to be published, in a plain white tuckbox, in summer 2015.

Enjoy.

Cool Links To Awesome Sites – Beating Boredom In A Click

In-between my usual posts, I thought I should update you on what I’ve been up to. Well, I’ve been checking out blogs. And let me tell you, some are just a delight. So I wanted to share just a few cool links with you. The owners don’t know I’m doing this, and they don’t know me. That’s because this isn’t about me. (It’s Sunday. It’s enough if Mon-Sat are about me :-)). If you have some time to waste, why not give them a try?

Tricia Drammeh
This website held my interest for an entire afternoon. The author writes well, which is what you hope for from an author. She also has a section offering book reviews and author interviews.

Evil Editor
Hugely popular website, not just among writers. Evil Editor and his minions provide free feedback on query letters — in the most hilarious way. He also offers other fun features like Guess the Plot on the basis of the title alone and other gems. Has to be read to be fully appreciated, but be warned. Highly addictive.

Medium
A new concept, to me at least. A website dedicated to writing of all kinds. Extremely stylish. Just browsing made me feel all artsy.

Mental Floss
Lists, whacky facts, a bit of geek and genuinely fun facts. I could spend days on this website. And have.

Buzzfeed
Speaking of lists, this site has them all. Well, most of them. If you’re truly bored, this will cure you.

Textastrophe
This guy picks random ads or numbers from the Internet and starts random conversations by text message, which he then publishes here. Truly hilarious and just a little bit weird.

Honest Slogans
The owner of this website mixes graphics from the brands we know with slogans that convey how we really feel about that brand. Lots to smile about here.

lolmythesis
This blog was started in December 2013 by Angie, a senior at Harvard College studying. College theses get the one-liner treatment with hilarious results.

Once you’ve had a chance to visit these sites, I’m sure you’ll agree. Cool links indeed.

Geek Speak? That’s Greek to me.

Are you a geek about IT, TV, comics, books, fantasy or sci-fi? Or do you prefer not to be categorized? However you define yourself, you cannot outrun geekdom’s influence on our culture, especially in terms of its profound effect on language.

Geeks, nerds, and those who aren’t are not all made from the same mold. Their multifarious interests have sparked entire “dialects.” So how can Annie Wan from down the street keep up?

Clearly she can’t. But wouldn’t it be nice to learn a few words that might just make you sound way hipper than you are?

The following expressions are drawn from different genres, from where they swiftly made their way into the mainstream. If you finally want to join in the conversation, read on for some 101 definitions.

Enjoy!

Meme

In 1976, Richard Dawkins coined the term ‘meme’ in his book ‘The Selfish Gene.’ You’ve seen it around, but what the heck does it mean?

Firstly, it’s pronounced meem, not me-me. The theory that pertains to memes is called ‘memetics.’ Its roots lie in the Greek word for ‘pretender, imitator.’ Dawkins used the word to describe a unit of culture which is conceived in one mind and can be transferred to other organisms, the way genes which carry vital information are transferred from generation to generation. Nowadays, pictures with a specific motive, like three people arranged like the three See No Evil monkeys, videos, acronyms, phrases or even hashtags may be memes, provided they ‘catch on.’

Linux

Outside of Canada (“Linnooks”), it would appear the correct pronunciation is “Linnex.” Linux is an open-source operating system, that is to say its source code is open to be manipulated, copied and distributed by everyone. Many avid Linux users declare war on Microsoft for their monopoly-type grasp on operating systems and associated applications.

WYSIWYG

If you run your own website, there’s a good chance you’ve come across this. It stands for ‘what you see is what you get.’ Once upon a time, the only way for Avery Wan from next door to tell a website how it should look was by way of HTML. In order to embolden a word, for example, it would be preceded by a “” and followed by a “.” Highly laborious. Today, you highlight a word and click a “B” button. Done. You no longer have to wade through funny code. Instead, you see what you get. As for pronouncing it, I’ve only ever heard it as “wizzy-wig.”

Mana

Mana, say: “Mawna,” is a term denoting a kind of currency that relates exactly to how much magic a computer game character can expend on spells etc. Research suggests the term originates from a number of Pacific languages, where it means “thunder” or “storm.”

Cosplay

A portmanteau of costume and play. The idea has been around for ages, of course, but in today’s culture it mainly relates to dressing up as characters from anime, TV, comics etc. If you believe cosplay is limited to comicons, you’re wrong. The cosplay community numbers in the millions and is highly active on the Internet. Some cosplayers have turned their hobby into lucrative businesses and can be hired for special appearances.

Lolcats

A composite word of ‘LOL’ (laugh out loud) and, well, ‘cats.’ Lolcats are photos of cats with text added, generally with bad spelling for humorous effect. One example is the now infamous I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER? I’ve also seen it used to describe people who distribute these cat/text pictures.

tl;dr

tl;dr (often simply ‘tldr’) stands for ‘too long; didn’t read.’ The appropriate comment when one of my posts veers from the mildly interesting into the inane, before I finally get to the point. Actually, it’s considered unhelpful or downright rude to comment on someone’s post this way. As with most words, it has evolved since it was first coined. While its original usage still applies, it’s now often found at the beginning, toward the end or in lieu of a long explanation/update; as a self-invoked disclaimer and to indicate a summary, if you will.

YOLO

This term was possibly first mentioned on an NBC reality show, of all places. The acronym stands for ‘You Only Live Once.’ Its main usage today is to announce an exciting event or perhaps to excuse unacceptable or irresponsible behavior, e.g. with a hashtag on Twitter. As an aside, its rampant spread through the Internet also turned this into a meme, like many of the other entries here.

Catfish

The verb ‘catfish’ relates to the creation of social media or forum accounts under a false identity, often for the purpose of forming relationships. Apparently the term stems from a Norwegian custom where fisherman added a catfish into their tank of live sardines (or whatever they were hauling) to keep the sardines moving and thus healthy.

This collection represents my interpretation of how these terms are used. I might be wrong, in which case please let me know. The list is also in no way exhaustive, so if you can think of expressions not covered here, please post them as comments. I’m sure we’d all like to know.

PS: Annie Wan (anyone) and Avery Wan (everyone) are my attempt of twisting the traditional “Joe Average.” Hope it didn’t confuse.